Unique, Interesting and romantic SMS
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1. Mudat se thi kishi se milane ki arazu,
khwahish-e-deedar me sab kuch gawa diya,
kishi ne di khabar ki wich anyange rat ko,
It's been that I always had a lot of fun.
2. Alway's
in your wallet, look at it trouble.you will
feel that other
3. College is for knowledge, knowlege is for life,
Life is for wife, Wife is knife,
which cuts your life, so never select
wife in college life
4. What is the teacher's teacher doing?
Boy-Shadi
I do not want to teach teachers
what are you doing
Boy-dulha
What do you mean by the teacher?
hashil karoge?
Boy-
Dolhan
5. Intajar rahata hah har sham apaka,
yadhyee satatai hain le-le kar nam apaka
Mudat is invited from the Ass lagaye,
how are you doing today?
6. Hanshi ko inbox.
Anshu ko outbox
Gushe ko delete,
Muskan ko send
save save
dil ko karo vivarate,
look out for me
pyari ringtone
7. No life withwouth "love".
No question without "question",
No rain without "cloud",
just like No friendship without "you".
8. Duniya ghol hai proof chahiye-ghol hai proof chahiye-
cocroch chuhe from darata Yes,
chuha billi from ,billi kute from,
kute Adami from, Adami girlfriend from,
Girlfriend cocroch secocroch from.
9. Do you want to answer that question?even shan hoti hai
I do not even want to go to Mahabalipuram.na ho to mahafil even shamshan hoti hai
I want to playkhel I do not know
Waran janja aur barat ek saman hotijanja aur barat ek saman hoti.
10. Akale ghye the 1 pal ke liye,
Get to know Magar Apache
Har pal ke liye,
I want to share a lot with you
ke liye.jab kahochuke hai
let's go
11. Dil Tod diya to Chita Bhui tu hi jala dena,
kafhan na mile to duppate me hi sula dena,
no puche to ke ese rog kya tha to,
Najare jhukhakar apani muhabat bata dena
12. I do not know what to say, I do not know
I will not laugh, do not you remember me
phirate hai, apane jkhm kisi ko dikhna nahi
13. Ruthna did not get any help
ata, dur n jana hamshe bhulana nahi ata,
Aap bhul jaye shyad,par hamhe to,
bhulanea bhi nahi aata.
14. Aaj phir kuch gane ko gi chahata hai,
kuch sune aur sunanane ko ji karta hai.
Tha unke manane ka andaj kuch aisha,
ki hir se ruth jane ka ji karta hai.
15. Nai nai sadhi thi naya tha jamana,
Dulha bechain tha sunane ka gana.
Dulahan ne suru kiya gana,????-----
Bhaiya mere rakhi ke bandhan ko nibhana.
16. Wakat ki dhara ke sath hum chalte hai,
ise ada pe to log hum per marte hai,
Sms ki duniya ki badahshah hu mai,
isiliye to log hume sms karane se darate hai.
17. Dil ne socha kya likhu, Mila na sayari pyar wali,
Socha phul bheju mila na dali gulab wali.
Isiliye sms bheja hu, taki tute na dosti pyar wali.
18. Wo bhi ek din tha sab log aapako diwano ki
tarah kiss kiya karte,per bade afsos ki bat hai,
Aap us wakt huggies hua karte the.
19. Cahat hai bas tumhe pane ki,aur koi khwaish
nahi is dewane ki,Shikayat hume tumase nahi
us rabh se hai, kya jarurat thi tumahe itane
khubshurat banane ki.
20. Na dil se hota hai na dimag se hota hai,
ye payar to itafaq se hoti hai,
Aur kaya kahe payar karke bhi payar na
mile, ye itafaq sirf mere sath hota hai.
21. Ek din ek sardar ne ek khubsurat larki ko dekhi,
larki ko dekhkar sardar ne socha!
kya socha-----?
agar ye hamari maa hoti to mai bhi
khubasurat hota.
22. Kisi ko mukamal jaha nahi nahi milata,
kisi ko zami nahi milti,ye dilo ki khel bhi
ajab hai dost, koi dil se nahi milta,
to kisi se dil nahi milata.
23. Salo bad na jane kya samma hoga?
hum dono me se kaun kaha hoga?
phir milan hoga to milage khwabon me,
jase sukhe gulab milate hai kitabo me.
24. Lafzo ki tarah ki tarah kitabon me milege.
ya ban ke mahak gulabo me milege.
Milane ke hamase jara dik se sona.
aaj hum tumhe khwabon me milage.
25. A friend is like a pitara, which we can keep our
vichardara, when life becomes khatra,
then only a friend is sahara.
26. Apake dosti ko ehasan mante,
nibhana apane iman mante hai,
par hum wo nahi jo dosti me jan
denge,kyoki dosti ko hi hum jan mante hai.
27. Apani taqdir par kabhi aitabar n Karna,
Dosti ki hado ko kabhi par mat karna,
Dard hi dard hai iask me,isiliye ye
Dost zindgi me kabhi payar mat karna.
28. Khuda ne jab muhbat ko banya hoga,
Banakar jab mohbat ko ajamaya hoga,
Hamari to aukaat hi kya hai?
mohabat ne khuda ko bhi rulaya hoga.
29. Rang wale rang se tasbir badal lete hai,
Kaman se nikala huya teer badal dete hai,
Tumase mere do ansu n badle gaye,
badalne wale to takdir badal dete hai.
30. mere naam bol ke soya karo,
khirki khol ke soya karo,
takiya mor ke soya karo,
rat ko ham bhi aa sakate hai,
jagah choor ke soya karo.
31. Zindagi bahut kuch sikhati hai,thoda
hasati hai, thoda rulati hai,
khud se zayda kisi par bharosa na karana,
kyunki andhere me parchai bhi sath chor deti hai.
32. Payar se payri koi majburi nahi hoti,
kami apano ki kabhi puri nahi hoti,
dil se dur hona aur bat hai,
najaro se dur hona koi duri nahi hoti.
33. Albida kahakar jab koi ankho se dur hota hai,
ye ankhe dekhti hai aur dil majbur hoti hai,
koi kahe ya n kahe zuban se,
par dil dard jarur hota hai.
34. Koi ajanbi sakhs yaar ho jata hai.
kabhi kisi ajanbi se pyar ho jati hai.
khubiyon se nahi hota pyar sada
kabhi kabhi kamiyon se bhi pyar ho jata hai.
35. zindgi sirf jeene ki naam nahi hoti,
khamosi har pal ka imtihan nahi hoti,
wafa pyar ki paygam nahi hoti.
wada dosti ka anjam nahi hoti.
36.Dil ek par aye to bholapan,
do par aye to diwanepan,
tin par aye to paglpan,
Aur ginti rukane na paye to kaminapan.
37. Geeto me saz huya karte hai,
aashiquee me raaz hua karti hai,
tu meri badanami ki prwah na kar
chamkate chand me bhi dag huya karti hai.
38. hanshna hamara kisi se gawra nahi hota,
har mushphir zindgi ka sahara nahi hota,
hamaro bebse ka alam to dekho yaro
hum sabhi ke ho jate, par koi hamara nahi hota.
39. Sabhi hasraton ke mukam nahi hote,
dil ke risto ke naam nahi hote,
khoja hai apako dil ki roshni se,aap jaise log kisi ke
aam nahi hote.
40. Do pal ki zindagi yo hi bit jayegi,
har raat ke bad ek nai subah ayegi,
jab khas logo ki yad satayegi to appaki
sabase pahale ayagi.
41. ye mana hum akale hum rah gaye,
judai ke anshu aankho see bah gaye,
hum rote rahe ki koi chup karane aye hume,
magar jo chup karate the, we rone ko kah gaye.
42.umido ki kasti ko duboya nahi karte,
sahil agar dur ho to roya nahi karte,
rakhate hai jo umid kuch pane ki,wo
jindagi me kuch khoya nahi karte.
43.Love:- Dil ke liye,
Dil:- Jajbat ke liye,
Jajbat:- Insaan ke liye,
Insaan:- khubsurat duniya ke liye,
aur wo khubsurat dunya,
sirf aap k liye.
44.kahi Andhera to kahi sam hogi,
hamari har khushi apake naam hogi,
kuch mag ke to dekho hamse,
otho par hansi aur hatheli par jaan hogi.
45.Subah ki kiran boli uth dekh kya
najara hai,mane kaha ruk ja pahale
unhe sms kar lun, jo subah se bhi pyara hai.
46.Daru piyo to ankhe lal,mehandi lagao to
hatheli lal,kisi larki ko chero to mouth lal,
bach gaye to jio mere lal.
47.Dosto se milane ka intajar hai,
aankho me sasti parmasti ki bahar hai,
Aaj subah kuch khas hai,
are aaj itvar hai.
48.ankhe bhi palke se sawal karti hai,
har pal tumhe hi yaad karte hai,
jab tak aapako na kah de good night,
zalim sone se bhi ankhe inkar karti hai.
49.kans life kuch aisi hoti,
Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko ikarar,
Wednesay ko pyar,
Thrusday ko intajar,
Friday ko shaadi,
Satursday ko talak,
Phir monday ko next.
50.aisa nahi ki aap yad aate nahi,
khata bas itani hai ki hum batate nahi,
Dosti Anmol hai apaki hamare liye,
samajhate hai aap isiliye hum jatate nahi.
51.Dil ki kitab ka panna chura le gaya koi,
need Ankho se utha le gaya koi,
manane ki Adat nahi par, ruthkar
humse manane sikha gaya koi.
52.Ye mana hum bade badanam hai hum,
kar jate galtiya quki inshan hai hum,
Lagaya na kare hamari bato ko dil se,
aapko to pata hi kitna nadan hai hum.
53.New punishment for mobile owners
mish call ke liye jail,
call ke liye phaansi,
Sms ke liye umar kaid,
Tum mat daro yar,
kanjush ke liye to medal milega.
54.Ek chuhe ne serani ko i love you bola,
Sherni-Tu apana sareer ko dekh,
Jaan payri hai ki nahi,
Chuha- Tujhme rab dikhta hai yara
mai kya karu,
55.Chor aasama zami talash kar,
sab kuch yahi hai na kahi aur
talash kar,Jo teranahi use bhul ja
qyki har arju ko puri ho to ,
phir jine ka kya mazaa.
56.Zindagi ki raho me chalte jana har pal,
mud ke na dekh beete huy pal.
jo tera nahi tha tujhe nahi mila,
jo mil gaya usi ke sath gujara kar.
57.Sardar aur sardarni station par baithe the,
Tabhi panja mai express aa gai,
Sardar bhag kar train me chad gaya aur,
bola,jab panjab femail aye to tu bhi aa gana.
58.Ek bar sardar radio lekar toilet gaya,
dost- Q sardar ji aaj to maje si ki hogi,
Sardar- kya khaak maze se ki,
radio par jana ganna aa gaya,
Khade-2 karni pari.
59.Us par hi sahi kinara to hai,
Timtimate hi sahi sitra to hai,
ho jati hai aapki yad se tashli,
door hi sahi koi hamara to hai.
60.Gulo me gulab achchha lagata hai,
needo me khwab Achchha lagata hai,
Tum hame sms karo ya n karo,
hame e tumahari kanjusi ki andaj bhi Achchha lagata hai,
61.Ek pal ki bat nahi.do pal ki ye sath nahi,
waise to jindgi ek safar si ban gai hai,
par wo saphar hi kya jisme aap ki,sath hi n ho.
62.Saanse ban ke sath nibhayege,
kosish rahegi ki aapako nahi bhulayange,
Kabhi pasand n aye sath mera tobata dena,
mahsus bhi n kar payoge hum itani dur chle jayange.
63.karz dosti ka ada kaon karega,
hum n rahe to wafa kaon karega,
aye khuda salamat rakhna mere dost ko,
warna meri sadhi me bartan saaf kaon karega.
64.Hamara dard university kya jane,
college ki riwaj parent kya jane,
hoti taklif ek paper likhne me,
wo paper check karne wale kya jane.
65.Scholl ki life 12th tak,
college ki life padho jab tak,
but hamari dosti 30 january tak,
jab aayegi to tor denge--!
66.Ishq ne inshan ko kya bana diya,
kisi ko kabi to kisi ko katil bana diya,
Do phul ki wazan na utha sakti thi mumtaz,
Sahjehan ne uspe tajmahal banawa diya.
67.Husband and wife at hotel.
tabhi ek lady ne hello kiya,
wife- ye kaon thi?
husband- tu mera dimag mat kharab karo,
wo bhi yahi sawal puchegi.
68.Mobile sarir hai,sim uski
atama hai,sms wo gayan hai jo,
batne se badhti hai,isiliy balence ka
moh chorkar nirntar sms karte raho.
69. Hum wo roshni hai jo aapko roshan kar gayenge,
bato ki ek chingari se bhi jal jayenge,
ek bar payar se Sms to kijiye,
ghar aakr sms ki paise de janyenge.
70.Pyar itna bhi n karo ki girl friend ,
tumahare sar par sawar ho jaye,
are payar itna hi karo ki, girl friend,
ki friend bhi tumahre sath farar ho jaye.
71.ye mana bade hi badanam hai hum.
kar jate hai galtiya hum quoki inshan hai hum,
lagaya na kare hamari bato ko dil se ,
apako pata kitna nadan hai hum.
72.Dard jhelene se nahi darate hai hum,
lekin us dard ko khatam hone ki koi aas ,
to ho,Dard chahe kitna bhi dardanak ho,
par dard dene wale ko usaka ehsas to ho.
73.Teri dosti apun ko itani pasand hai,
jase ulu ko rat,dentist ko dat,kutta ko,
haddi,
74.Socha hum hi chane wale hai aapake,
magar chane wale ke to kaphila nikala,
Socha khuda se karenge sikayat iski,
par khuda bhi aapake cahane wala nikala.
75.Mujhse itana Rista to Banaye rakhana,
Meri dosti man me basaye rakhna,
wakt ko to koi bandh nahi sakata.
par is dost ko palko me sajaye rakhana.
76.Sms jakar unko HELLO Kahana,
Smile kare to so sweet kahan,
Delete kare to gussha mat karna,
padane ke bad mujhe miss kare to same to u kahana.
77.Khubsurat hai jindagi khawab ki tarah,
tut kar bikhar na jaye kaanch ki tarah,
hume na bhulana kisi bat ki tarah,
Apane dil me rakhan akhubsurat yaad ki tarah.
78.Need aati hai to khwab aati hai,
khwab me larki ka chera najar aata hai,
larki ke piche usaka baap najar aata hai,
Aur phir na nind aati hai n khwab aati hai.
79.yaad aaye to aankhen band n karna,
hum chale bhi jaye to gum na karna,
ye jaruri nahi ki har riste ka naam ho,
par dosti ka ehsas kabhi kam na karna,
80.Ek bar gandhi ji ke sar par 8-10 bal aaye.
wo barbar ke pass gaye,
barber ne gussa se puccha,
cut karu ya count karu,
bapu binmrta se bole ,color.
81.Sher chupakar sikar nahi karte,
Bhujdil kabhi khul ke war nahi kiya karte,
Aur hum wo hai jo happy new year kahne ke ,
31 december ka intajar karte hai.
82.Dosto ki dostan jab waqt sunta hai,
to hume bhi koi dost aad aati hai,
Bhul jate hai hum zindagi ki gun,
jab Aap ke mobile se koi pyara sa Sms aata hai.
83.I miss u utana, u miss me jitana.
I miss u tabse, u miss me jabse,
I miss u jab tak, u miss me tab tak,
U miss me na jane kab tak,
But i miss u Marte dum tak.
84.Boy-Ghire hue badal me trei yad aati hai,
Sawan ki aane se teri yad aati hai,
Barish ki bundo me teri yaad aati hai,
Girl-Malum hai mujhe tumhe chatri deni hai.
85.khuda kare ki ye sal apaki ras aa jaye,
Jise aap chahte ho wo aapaki pass aa jaye,
Aap is bar kuwara na rah jaye,Apaki riste,
lekar aapaki ssas aa jaye,
86.Phulo ne amarit ka jab bheja hai,
Suraj ne gagan se salam bheja hai,
Mubark ho aapako ye naya saal,
tanha dil se payagam bheja hai.
87.1 larke par 1 larki ne susu kar diya,
Boy-ye chanchal shok hasina ye kasi nadani hai,
Girl- Aap jise lene ke sapane dekhte hai ye
usi jhil ka pani hai.
88.Chemistry ke class me teacher ne ek
larki se pucha,What is nitrate?
Larki sarmakar boli.
Nitght rate 500 Rs, Hotel chage alag from.
89.Ek larki boli papa meri sadi karo do.
Papa thik hai larka abhi Sms pad raha,
yadi muskura diya to samjho saadi paki.
90.God se water maga to river diya.
Phool manga to garden diya,
House manga to mahal diya.,
Jab maine unko hi manga to,
Aap ko de diya.
91.As chunu was in harry,
by mistake he entered ladies toilet
All ladies stood up to see him.
Chunu told them,
Izzat dil me honi chahie Aap baithe rahe.
92.Don se dosti jaan ko khatra,
pagal se dosti dimag ko khatra,
Larki se dosti dil ko khatra,Aur
apun se dosti bole to:-
Wakt bewkat sms ki khatra.
93.Sayari pyar ki anokhi murat ho tum,
zindagi ek jarurt ho tum,phul to
khubsurat hote hai,par phul se khubsurat ho tum.
94.1 bar 1 kuwari larki pragnent ho gai,
Uske friend ne pucha-ye kiska bacha hai,
Larki boli- chota -chota recharze dalwati thi,
Pata nahi kis harami ne LifeTime dal diya.
95.God ne aapko bheja to bheja,
lekin bheja to aisa bheja ki bheja
me bheja hi nahi bheja.
ye kisi aur ne mujhko bheja .
to mane aapako bheja.
96. kuch kahi bina mane aapako paya hai,
kuch mange bina maine aapako paya hai,
Nazz hai humhe aapani takdir par,
jisne hume apase milaya hai.
97.Pyar=Dukho ka bajar.
Premi= Dukho ka kharidar.
Premika=Dukho ki dukandar.
Maa-Bap= beech ki diwar.
Bahan=Salahkar.
Bhai=Pitane ko taiyar yahi to hai sansar.
98A. smile gives u red color to ur cheeks
White color to ur teeth
pink color to ur lips
silver color to ur eyes
so keep smiling and enjoy the color of life.
99.2 lovers plan for suiside.
Boy jumped first
Girl closed her eyes and returned
back and said love is blind.Boy in air opened his parasut
love never dies.
100.Duniya me rahakar sapno me kho jayo,
kisi ko apana bana lo yo kisi ko ho jao.
Agar kuch kar na sake to don 'worry,
chadar Takiya lo aur phir from so jayo.